Let’s face it – not everyone on the golf course is chasing a sub-par round. Some of us are simply there for the fresh air, a few laughs, and maybe one or two shots that feel just right. On this week’s edition of Top 10 Tuesdays on HOT 1027 Breakfast, Parky served up a laugh-out-loud list tailored for the everyday golfer – specifically those swinging with a 20+ handicap.

From coffee-induced regret on the third hole, to the eternal debate about whether to warm up (spoiler: don’t waste your good shots!), this hilarious countdown is equal parts relatable and ridiculous. Highlights include advice on dressing the part (style goes a long way), never shouting your handicap too loud (whispers work best), and why you should always – and we mean always – hire a caddy.

If you’ve ever nodded along cluelessly while someone talks about a “worm burner” or “chili dip,” or found yourself dodging a post-game “dog license” situation (you’ll want to hear that one!), this is your kind of top 10.

But don’t just take our word for it. This isn’t your typical golf advice segment – it’s 100% HOT 1027 humour with a big wink to weekend warriors everywhere.